Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
berkleysquare 6 day.agoThat's the story of my life!
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The cop calls 911 for an ambulance to help the woman then pursues the driver and pulls him over. "Say, says the cop" did you know that your wife fell out of the car when you drove through that intersection"? The man looks over to the passenger seat, sees that is is empty and says to the cop, "Thank God I thought I had gone deaf".
I told him to go and grow a pear.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
I said:"Don't stop me now"
No, Samsung.
It had cutting edge technology!
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair." "What I want you to do.. the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong." So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children then replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his.... Re-seeding heirline.
A man tells his wife that he quit his job and bought a farm. "We're going to be scapegoat herders!" His wife scoffs. "You don't know anything about raising scapegoats! You idiot, you've ruined our lives!" The man shakes his head. "Actually, you know who's really to blame here..."
He wasn't "koala"fied.
"These men took me and forced me into a car, and now they're holding me against my will!" "Okay, can you give me any details about your location?" "Down the hall" He didn't know he wasn't supposed to use his one phone call that way
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